~Lorner

1.Five years? Just for saving my own ass? That was a mistake!

2.It’s best to get it all at once. After the first 10 licks your ass gets so numb you don't feel it.

3.Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life.

4.I've always wanted to join the French Foriegn Legion.

5.Its been a long time since I smelled beautiful.

6.ou know, for an old man you ain't bad in a fight. What are you, like 80?

7.Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.

8.Shaved-down pool nazis oiling up our women and swimming with them in an olympic-sized toilet.

9.I'm impressed. How many questions does it usually take to spot them?

10.Blow-hards the both of you. She probably was some smoke-colored camp girl. Looked like that one's mother.

11.Can't believe so much bad shit can happen on such a beautiful day.

12.You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?

13.Yeah, that's good, Mr. Law Dog, 'cause law don't go around here.

14.I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

15.Why does the sun come up? Or are the stars just pin holes in the curtain of night, who knows? What I do know is that because you were born different, men will fear you... try to drive you away like the people of your village.

16.See, to me, England was nothing more then a big fucking American state like North Dakota or Canada.

17.My intention has only been to entertain, nothing more.

18.You had me at the nipples.

19.The soil in a man's heart is stonier.

20.You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!

took a while but here go